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Scott Robinson
No, there was no helicopter. Yes, Coach Mora was in four states in one day. The official announcement came back in December and 30 minutes later began the journey from rookie college coach to Recruiter of the Year. After a few blurry-eyed weeks, a couple thousand frequent flier miles and endless hours of ear-racketeering, UCLA’s Jim L. Mora has officially knocked out a Top-25 recruiting class.
Great. That’s just great.
I really have no intentions of sliding what the new staff has done since the hire: It’s nothing short of remarkable. That’s even without considering where UCLA once stood just months ago. Undeniably, the Bruin coaches combined for one of the biggest National Signing Day surprises on February 1st. And in no disrespect to the coveted talent now legally bound to the university: Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
Here’s my problem: last I checked this team still sits on a pile of work yet to be done.
No offense, literally and statistically, but they’re coming off a few really bad years for the football program. The most recent UCLA product spewed a bevy of troubles—any of which could be pinned at multiple points during the body of work this season.
For one, remember this? A trifecta of torment: Penalties (11 – 105 yards), 3rd Down Conversion (2 for 13), and a one-way offense (286 yards passing, 37 rushing). Shutting down the run game put the pressure on a position of weakness— in doing so, well, it got a little out of hand…
And then there was no defense.
Or, we could just say 50-0. I won’t even dignify any other statistics from that one… That loss really hurt. Let’s just say it’s been a long, long season—Let alone decade.
During these years the Bruin fan-base had been calling for competition, diligence and accountability. Really, they just wanted every game to actually be a game. Instead, answers came in so many unexpected, fun forms: ones like win-loss, suspensions, run-run-pass, penalties, punting is winning or the always available static play-calling.
Oh, it gets better.
A perfect bookend to this past season: Neuheisel fired and a new NCAA record of being the first 6-8 college football team, ever. Adding salt to the wounds was every college pundit sniping at a down UCLA with all the colloquial Pistol-potency cracks imaginable. There was no doubt the regime was to be usurped.
Meanwhile, in the fray brewed a charged and displaced coach in wait, scheming: The true sleeping giant.
